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Tantus Goliath Super Soft

I swear my husband does a little jump for joy every time a dildo comes in the mail. It’s his favorite past-time watching me with it. This copper dildo is pretty similar in size to my husband so I was excited to give it a go. What was not similar to my husband was how it lacked firmness. I’m used to a strong erection and this felt like more of a whiskey-dick 🤣 for lack of better words.

It comes with a bullet vibrator and suction cup to make sure you can use it in many different ways. 7″ in total length in which 6″ are insertable with 4.5” of girth. It also has some realistic features like the veins and larger tip.

I started playing with myself using the bullet and began to get aroused. After a few minutes of foreplay, I wanted to test out the suction cup attachment. I placed it up against the wall and backed in and out like I was getting it from behind. Again it was the firmness that prevented me from reaching orgasm. I decided to then lie down and insert the Goliath in and out with a steady rhythm. I subsequently added the vibrator to the hole at the base to give some vibrations internally. I continued to build up and then after some continuous thrusting and stimulating my clit, I reached my climax. All in all, I’d say this serves its purpose. However, I personally enjoy more firmness from my dildo in a more realistic color, but the copper color is extremely beautiful if you enjoy a variety of colors.


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Vibrating Probe Cockring Review

Another Tootimid favorite of ours! This item came to us a few weeks ago along with some other items we were happy to receive. But this one seemed to be the favorite of the bunch, or maybe it was that we tested it out last, either way the experience was GREAT!

The cock ring didn’t come in any special packaging, but was delivered to us quickly and discretely, along with the others. It sits at 6.25″ in total length, with 5.5″ insertable. The diameter, at the widest point is a comfortable 1.2″. It is made from a silky smooth silicone material, that is non-porous and hypoallergenic. What makes this product really nice, is how it’s designed. There are two flexible cock rings that fit snuggly around the base of your penis and the other fits comfortably around your testicles. In between the two cock rings sits the flexible, beaded anal probe, which has the option of slipping a vibrating bullet inside for extra pleasure. Your partner gets to experience double penetration, without the company of another man, how amazing is that?!

I couldn’t believe how full, hard, and thick this made my erection. My wife obviously wasn’t complaining, as she moaned with pleasure. It was not long after we began with just my penis, was she screaming for me to slide the anal probe inside. With the help of some lube and juices from her soaking wet pussy, the probe easily slid in. One bead at a time, thrust after thrust, she was ready for another, until the whole probe was inside. The fulfillment of the double penetration and sensations she was experiencing, she came instantly with a gushing orgasm. Myself, being so thrilled and turned on by her orgasm and how amazing her wet pussy felt, I couldn’t wait much longer before it was my turn to go. This will long be one of our favorite cock rings to choose from.


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Rimming Plug 2

We received the B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 in the mail the other day. With my wife enjoying all the fun testing many of the toys we have received, we decided it was my turn to give a toy a try. The B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 is a pretty awesome product that neither my wife or I have come in contact with yet.

First off, B-Vibe does an amazing job with their packaging and providing you with carrying case along with the toy.  It was delivered quickly and discretely. Inside the USPS package was a box with a picture of what you are about receive inside.  Once opened, you get a really attractive metallic blue storage case, the Rimming Plug 2, a remote control, a USB cord for charging, and an instruction manual.  It did not come with a charger to plug the USB cord into, which was a downfall, but luckily we have plenty of chargers lay around the house.  The Rimming Plug 2 was a beautiful shade of blue, made out of premium, silky smooth silicone.  The plug sits at a solid 6 inches in length, with 4.8 inches insertable.  The girth of this plug is a bit intimidating for beginners, which I am, at 3-3.5 inches at the tip and gradually gets larger to 5 inches max.  The neck itself, is 3.5 inches and this is where the rotating beads are located to massage the sphincter.  The plugs design is nice, where you can control it manually by clicking on the button on the bottom of the toy, or have your partner take control with the remote.  You and your partner can experience seven different rotating patterns that massage the rim and/or fool around with six vibrating patterns to excite the inner erogenous zones to give your anus pleasure you may have never experienced before. There are plenty of things that make this product unbeatable by other anal toys, but there were a few things for me that made my experience not as I would have hoped.

Still considering myself an amateur in the anal field, this toy was quite the challenge.  I have read other reviews on this item stating that it is not for beginners because of its size, and I can see why.  It definitely took some warming up and relaxing to work this in.  Lots of water based lube, which is also a slight downfall, as the gel based lubes seem to help me more when it comes to anal.  But I have read that those types of lubes can destroy or ruin the silicone.  Anyway, with lots of lube and warming up, I was finally able to get the toy inside and play with all the vibration patterns and rotating bead features.  First impression to me was I didn’t feel much stimulation on my prostate, as I do with other prostate massagers.  This may be because this was my first experience with a plug, but just sitting there clicking through the rotating bead and vibration patterns, I was waiting for that wow facture that I get from prostate massaging.  This got me thinking that maybe it was because I was still a little uncomfortable with the size of this item, or that I needed other stimulation to get the sensations going.  My wife and I then began fooling around, in which I gave her the remote and told her to go ahead and click through the setting as we went at it.  Still not getting much satisfaction, I tried to take my mind off it and just have fun with my wife.  Well moments later, after relaxing and feeling like I was about to cum from having sex with my wife, is where I received some unbelievable sensations that made my orgasm quite powerful.  It definitely left me wanting to try other items similar to this, to see if it was the overall size that made a lot of the experience uncomfortable, but it was a great experience all the same.  But if you are still new to the anal play game, I would not recommend starting with this and looking for something a bit smaller.


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Not All Dildos Are Made Equally

As my husband and I get deeper and deeper (like that play on words? 😉 into the sex blogging business we are finding out more and more what types of toys we like best. We have received upwards of 15ish dildos since we started our adventure and what I have found that I enjoy are the ones that feel like skin, look like the real thing, are ah-hem *larger*, and have balls. The cartoony-looking, bright colored, plastic-feeling ones can probably do the job but the description above is what gets me off & preferred. Read all the way to the end to hear about our intimate juicy experience 💦

The Real Cock Dual Layered Flexible Dildo has all the criteria I’m looking for when picking out the perfect dildo. Ultra realistic skin over a flexible core made it so that I could bend this any way I wanted to and hit the right spots. The best part was that when I wanted to change it up I put it on the wall and rode it while my husband watched, clearly enjoying the view.

We received the 9” Long & Thick dildo which had 7.5” insertable and 2” wide. If I had to recommend a dildo to a friend – this would be the one I’d recommend.

I took the dildo and slowly rubbed my clit, getting me excited and leaving me wanting more. I could tell my husband was getting excited by the way he started beating himself faster and faster, I heard him moan in delight as I put it in me. Going in and out, further in, filling me. He played with my clit, keeping me aroused and I continued to thrust in and out. I suctioned it to the wall and rode this while my husband came and I finished with a squirting orgasm.


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Pornstar BJ

Our friends at Tootimid were generous enough to throw in this little special product in our order to try out. Of course I would never complain about receiving something that potentially enhances my wife’s oral skills. It’s definitely something she’s already amazing at, so enhancing her skills really excited me. This desensitizing spray claims to allow your partner to give head like a pro, hence the name Pro Blo.

The spray comes in a small 1oz. bottle. Claims that one or two sprays is all you need, which is definitely true. The flavor is a refreshing mint, that leaves a fresh, tasty cool minty aftertaste. Allow a couple minutes and your throat begins to have a numbing sensation that will allow you to lose your gag reflex. A great benefit when you want to try and take all your mans cock.

The other night I had my wife give this a try. I am not sure if it was that she was in an extra freaky mood, or if it was the psychological aspect of using the spray that made her give me an out of this world blowjob. She sprayed a few squirts in the back of her throat, teased me a bit, and then did some things to my penis, I only seen in the pornos. So overall I would say this product definitely works. I wouldn’t say it completely takes away your gag reflex, as my wife still gagged when trying to take all of me. But it put her in a pornstar like mood and really treated me to a professional experience. Left me with my jaw to the floor!

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Vibrating G-Spot With Clitoral Suction

When the Instant O Vibrating G-Spot with Clitoral Suction toy came in the mail my husband and I ripped the box open like little kids full of excitement. I was so intrigued about this that I immediately put the suction on the palm of my hand to see how it worked. The silicone gently ebbed and flowed against my skin and I couldn’t wait to use it.

The color of the toy is bright pink and the feel is a soft silicone. The shaft is bead-like and vibrates. I did feel like the shape and ergonomics of this toy was well designed, as it was comfortable to hold while using and the access to the controls were easy to managed. I lubed this up and started playing, fumbling slightly with getting the suction in the right spot. When I eventually got the clitoral suction in place, I started going in and out with the shaft. The feeling of the shaft inserted and vibrating was the best part about this toy. The toy is 8.5” long with only 4.25” insertable and 1.2” diameter – to me, personally I could have used a little more girth and length. When I really started getting into my play I noticed that when I pulled the toy out a little too far the clitoral suction made a loud squeaking sound so my thrusts were slightly confined.

I kept waiting for the toe-tingling sensation from the clitoral suction but it never came, which disappointed me. I guess in my head I thought the feeling was going to be similar to the Satisfyer Pro 2 where puffs of air focus in on your clit making it feel like mind-blowing oral.

My husband took the second stab at helping me out and through changing settings (8) and thrusting in and out we couldn’t seem to achieve the O I had so desperately wanted from this toy. I’m not saying this is the worst toy I have experienced so far, as I believe this may work for many woman who like less in and out action and smaller sized toys. It definitely has the potential to be a rockstar, but for me, unfortunately it disappointed.

If I could design the perfect toy – it would be a mix of an upgraded version of this toy (shaft girth and length) and the Satisfyer Pro 2 acting as the clitoral stimulator.


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